I took a deep breath. "Well, Sean's coming into town early next month, and we had a long discussion today about something that kind of scares me, but makes me completely bonkers." "Out with it!" Sue exclaimed, "Tell me!". My heart was beating terribly quickly. I sipped my Diet Coke and exhaled for a full five beats. "Okay. How would you feel about fulfilling my fantasy of a threesome with Sean?" I heard her gasp out loud. "I never thought it was something I was interested in, but I'm going nuts thinking about it. It even made me masturbate at work, thinking about it."